A Ritarella Story

Once upon a time, there was a girl named... Ritarella. Rita was help captive by the Ghost of the State Theater. (As Joe knows, there is a light left on stage so the ghost can see where he's going after everyone has gone home for the evening.) The ghost makes Rita perform human functions that he cannot do, as he is a ghost and not human...  Most of them involve the kitchen upstairs in between the girls and boys dressing room.

She cooks and cleans for him.

She makes sure nothing has expired in his fridge, and then mops his floors.

Sometimes he even lets her taste his food. Rita enjoys the time she spends with the ghost and promises she'll come back once a year to do his spring cleaning... if her brothers, John and Michael, are allowed to help as well.