Quotable Quotes

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He wouldnt come off - he was sucking me! ~TJ about a leech

He's the one who does my breasts, Honey. ~Robin to her husband

The table at Applebees ~   It's Raining!!!!!  ::Clap, Clap, Clap:: 5 minutes later, the other side of the table ~   It's Raining!!!!!  ::Clap, Clap, Clap::

Eugene, Ready with the leaves!!!! ~Kelly quoting Grease 2

Mmmmm...... Ready for a run! ~Robyn

I am enjoying Kellys Sour Cream as I dip my Potato Skins in it. ~Brian

And that would be a resounding 'Yes.'   Put that on the record. ~Robyn

Hey everyone, It's Robyn's Sweet 16! ~Liz the Waitress

I feel like a really bad whore. ~Dave

Bryan and I just can't get Sam to get on his knees for us. ~BJ

Oh my god, the cat just started cleaning himself right there! ~Rachel

Dave:  I have a really fast tongue. Connie:  Thats all you really need!

Connie: Am I tight? Ben: Not really.

Connie's stroking Ben, and I'M a man whore? ~BJ

You can't move, thats why I'm on top ~Connie

You're awake and youre snoring, how is that possible? ~Rachel

Would you stop squishing your body against the ground so I can stick my hand under there? ~Connie

Give me a call when your show comes to Broadway ~Another Usher at 42nd St.

You can't sneak up on me, I need to know when youre comming. ~Ben

Stay away from teeth if you've never used them before ~Deborah

Now, I know the people and you ain't one of them, so why don't you upstairs people just go back on upstairs. ~Usher at 42nd St.

Corky, Get outta there! ~Susan

Keep it in the P-A-C. ~Security Guard at the PAC

Were you there?!?!?!?! ~Connie

I heard you felt on us girls... Oh, thats not what you said. ~Deborah

Youre sitting on your hole. ~Connie

He's got boobies too! ~Deborah

Go, go Gadget Car! ~Deborah

I'll look and see if there are any good nibbles. ~Ben

I'm a professional orgasm. ~Deborah